I should have known better. I've been using you for twelve years and you haven't failed me yet. It was you, Voluminous, that made my high school crush tell me I had pretty eyes. I DID have pretty eyes, Voluminous, and it's all thanks to you. During my college days, you helped me get free drinks at bars when I would bat my eyelashes at some unsuspecting fella. Wait -- now that I think about it, I might need to than Victoria's Secret for that. No mind. I still love you.
I love how fat and dark you make my lashes. I like how you're affordable and last forever. I love how you don't smell funny or make my eyes water. I'm sorry I was fooled by the "Elle Magazine Mascara of the Year" sticker on the Great Lash packaging. Great Lash is a dirty, pathalogical liar. I bet it paid off Elle so you wouldn't win. There is no way on God's green earth they won that fight fair and square. I will never stray from you again.
Love,
Amanda
10 comments:
I love Great Lash. I swear by it but I will have to try Loreal Voluminous!
Voluminous IS the very best mascara ever!!! I've been known to stray (make up-wise!)a time or two as well...it's a good reminder to know how good you've got it. ☺
very nice :) I'm not going to lie.. I'm totally sold on Mary Kay's ultimate mascara. But voluminous takes next best and the only other option!
My mom has been using Great Lash forever, so when it came time for me to try a new mascara, I decided to try it too... big mistake! I'm going to have to try Voluminous now because you promoted it so well!
I will take your word for it. I can't deal with mascara - putting it on, not getting goop in my eye while putting it on, not getting big clumps-o-lashes, and taking it off. ;) I would say in general I've had much better luck with Loreal than with Maybelline.
I'm gonna have to try Loreal now. I've been using Mac but recently it's started to make my eyes water.
there is nothing better...i agree! Loreal rocks it in the mascara department.
Better than Great Lash?! You can't fool me.
Doubters, believe it! I need to have a "mascara face off" to prove how much better my lashes look with Voluminous. It even feels better to say...VOOLLUUUMMIINNOOUUSS. Lots of good feeling letters in that word.
I hate Great Lash, but its cheap so I just use it anyways. I'll have to try your BFF of mascaras.
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