I'm such a good sister

I'm so nice to my sister. I found this item at JoAnne's Fabric in the Halloween decorations and thought she'd enjoy:




Me: This is a gift for your home.
Sis: What is it? An owl sculpture?
Me: More like a fuzzy owl collectible decoration.
Sis: Thanks, I will cherish it forever.
Me: Please keep it out all year 'round, not just at Halloween. Would you like the matching fuzzy raven?
Sis: Yes, that would be awesome.
Me: You can put them in a prominent place, like maybe when you first walk in.
Sis: I was thinking of hanging them right below my "Home Sweet Home" sign so everyone can see them as they walk in.
Me: Good call. Then you wouldn't have to worry about being burgled. They would scare burglars away.

So I pretty much just saved my sister and all the nice things she has in her home from being burgled.